Hanging Is Too Good For A Man

Most Of Us Spend The First Six Days Of Each Week Sowing Wild Oats; Then We Go To Church On Sunday And Pray For A Crop Failure.

What's On Your Mind, If You Will Allow The Overstatement.

An Associate Producer Is The Only Guy In Hollywood Who Will Associate With A Producer.

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I Don't Have To Look Up My Family Tree, Because I Know That I'm The Sap.