Hanging Is Too Good For A Man

Condensed Milk Is Wonderful. I Don't See How They Can Get A Cow To Sit Down On Those Little Cans.

He's So Small, He's A Waste Of Skin.

Radio Is A Bag Of Mediocrity Where Little Men With Carbon Minds Wallow In Sluice Of Their Own Making.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.