I Like Any Dog That Makes Me

To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

Men Like Me Because I Dont Wear A Brassiere. Women Like Me Because I Dont Look Like A Girl Who Would Steal A Husband. At Least Not For Long.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.

I Wasn't Born An Actress, You Know. Events Made Me One.

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.