I Like Any Dog That Makes Me

To Me, Love Has Always Meant Friendship.

I'm Not A Great Actress, And I Never Thought I Was. But I Happen To Have Something The Public Likes.

Politics? Ha! You Couldn't Get Into Politics. You Couldn't Get In Anywhere. You Couldn't Even Get In The Men's Room At The Astor!

Underwear Makes Me Uncomfortable And Besides My Parts Have To Breathe.

I Like Any Dog That Makes Me Look Good When It Stands Next To Me.