I Learned About Sex The Hard Way...

Christmas Seems To Start Earlier And Earlier Every Year. Like, This Time, It's On December 25th.

Well, My Brother Says 'hello.' So, Hooray For Speech Therapy.

I Started Doing Stand-up At The Age Of 20. This Was Back In 1976, Around The Time (coincidence?) That The First Comedy Clubs Were Starting. The Young Comedians Of Today Gasp When I Tell Them How Many Shows I Did That First Year: 500. Five Nights A Week.

I'm Learning Cuban. It's Like Spanish, But With Fewer Words For Luxury Items.

I'm Not A Republican... But I Am Saving Up To Be One.