I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's

Some Mornings, It's Just Not Worth Chewing Through The Leather Straps.

I Think Of People As Members Of An Audience. But An Audience Acts Independently Of Every Individual. It's An Organism On Its Own. I Focus On That Living Hydra In The Dark.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

I Was Sleeping The Other Night, Alone, Thanks To The Exterminator.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.