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I Pray A Simple Prayer Every Morning. It's An Ecumenical Prayer. Whether You're Catholic Or Jewish Or Muslim Or Hindu, I Think It Speaks To The Heart Of Every Faith. It Goes “lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.”

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

I Love Florida. I Love The Beach. I Love The Sound Of The Crashing Surfers Against The Rocks.

I'm Not Catholic, But I Gave Up Picking My Belly Button For Lint.

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?