Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family

Now There's A Seven-day Waiting Period To Buy A Gun. Who Can Stay Mad That Long?

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

My Parents Had Very Strict Rules For Me. Rules Like, I Couldn't Be Home Until A Certain Hour.

My Sister Just Had A Baby. We Can Have Company Over. She'll Be In Front Of Everyone With Her Um... Breast... Out Feeding It. You Know... Cereal Or Whatever.