I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally,

The Other Day A Woman Came Up To Me And Said, Didn't I See You On Television? I Said, I Don't Know. You Can't See Out The Other Way.

I Was A Cute Baby. My Mom Said When I Was Born They Threw Away The Mold. Some Of It Grew Back.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most Of My Life. I'm Pleased To Say I've Won.

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.