You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age

Cypress Point Is Such A Beautiful Place, But It's Also Very Exclusive. They Had A Very Successful Membership Drive Last Month. They Drove Out Forty Members.

Now That The War Is Winding Down, I Want To Say I Do Appreciate You Fellows Hanging Around Here - Just For Me.

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

Free Speech Isn't Dead In Germany And Italy, Merely The Speakers.