You Can Calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor's Age

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

When They Asked Jack Benny To Do Something For The Actor's Orphanage - He Shot Both His Parents And Moved In.

I Felt I Wasn't Getting Anywhere In England.

Bigamy Is The Only Crime Where Two Rites Make A Wrong.