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It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

I Have Been Doing Leg Lifts Faithfully For About Fifteen Years, And The Only Thing That Has Gotten Thinner Is The Carpet Where I Have Been Doing The Leg Lifts.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

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Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.