I've Got A Friend Who Is A

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?

I Know My Name Will Always Be Linked With Women.

My Mother-in-law Has So Many Wrinkles, When She Smiles She Looks Like A Venetian Blind.

In Awe, I Watched The Waxing Moon Ride Across The Zenith Of The Heavens Like An Ambered Chariot Towards The Ebony Void Of Infinite Space Wherein The Tethered Belts Of Jupiter And Mars Hang, For Ever Festooned In Their Orbital Majesty. And As I Looked At All This I Thought... I Must Put A Roof On This Toilet.

My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.