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My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

Mind You, I've Always Been Musical... Mother Used To Sit Me On Her Knee And I'd Whisper, 'mummy, Mummy, Sing Me A Lullaby Do,' And She'd Say: 'certainly My Angel, My Wee Bundle Of Happiness, Hold My Beer While I Fetch Me Banjo.'

My Mother-in-law Fell Down A Wishing Well. I Was Amazed; I Never Knew They Worked.

Take My Wife... Please. I'm Not Saying She's Ugly, But When She Went To See A Horror Film, The Audience Thought She Was Making A Personal Appearance.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.