I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She

For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me Around With A Pooper Scooper.

I Went To A Gay Bar, They Wanted Proof Of Sex So I Showed Them, They Said It Wasn't Enough.

I Remember The Time I Was Kidnapped And They Sent A Piece Of My Finger To My Father. He Said He Wanted More Proof.

My Problem Is That I Appeal To Everyone That Can Do Me Absolutely No Good.

For Christmas One Year I Bought My Son A Bb Gun. He Bought Me A T-shirt With A Bulls Eye On The Back.