I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

Everyone Says That Looks Don't Matter, Age Doesn't Matter, Money Doesn't Matter. But I Never Met A Girl Yet Who Has Fallen In Love With An Old Ugly Man Who's Broke.

My Mother Used To Rock Me - And She Used Big Rocks.