I Knew A Girl So Ugly, She

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.

I Met The Surgeon General - He Offered Me A Cigarette.

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!