I Worked In A Pet Store And

When I Was Born ... The Doctor Came Out To The Waiting Room And Said To My Father ... I'm Very Sorry. We Did Everything We Could ... But He Pulled Through.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.

At Christmas Time I Sat On Santa's Lap. His Fly Was Open ! Boy What A Present He Gave Me !

My Doctor Told Me To Watch My Drinking. Now I Drink In Front Of A Mirror.

My Wife Wants Sex In The Back Of The Car And She Wants Me To Drive.