I Worked In A Pet Store And

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

My Car Broke Down Just The Other Day, I Called Triple A, They Came And Towed Me Away!

My Wife Only Has Sex With Me For A Purpose. Last Night It Was To Time An Egg.

A Homeless Guy Came Up To Me On The Street, Said He Hadn't Eaten In Four Days. I Told Him, "man, I Wish I Had Your Willpower.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. I Put My Hand In Some Cement And Felt Another Hand.