I Worked In A Pet Store And

Well With Girls I Don't Get No Respect. I Had A Blind Date. I Waited Two Hours On The Corner. A Girl Walked By. I Said Are You Louise? She Said, Are You Rodney? I Said, Yeah. She Said, I'm Not Louise.

The Sign On The Bar Said: 'girls- Topless, Bottomless', I Went Inside And There Was Nobody There!

I Drink Too Much. The Last Time I Gave A Urine Sample It Had An Olive In It.

I Was So Ugly My Mother Used To Feed Me With A Sling Shot.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.