I Worked In A Pet Store And

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. I Asked Him, "how Can I Get My Kite In The Air?" He Told Me To Run Off A Cliff.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I Don't Believe Meatloaf Should Glow In The Dark