I Worked In A Pet Store And

When I Told My Wife She Was Lousy In Bed - She Went Out - She Got A Second Opinion.

Sure I Smoked Pot In Hospital. My Wife Won't Let Me Toke At Home.

People Say Fish Is Good For A Diet. But Fish Should Never Be Cooked In Butter. Fish Should Be Cooked In Its Natural Oils - Texaco, Mobil, Exxon .

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

If Every Man Was As True To His Country As He Was To His Wife, We'd Be In A Lot Of Trouble.