I Worked In A Pet Store And

I Bought A New Japanese Car, I Turned On The Radio ... I Don't Understand A Word They're Saying.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

You Know You're Old When Your Family Talk About You In Front Of You. What Are We Going To Do With Pop? We Have Company Tonight.

She Was So Ugly That I Took Her To A Dog Show And She Won First Prize.

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.