My Mother Used To Rock Me -

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

My Wife Says 90% Of Sex Occurs Between The Ears. But I Need A Girl Who Can Blow More Just My Mind.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.