My Mother Used To Rock Me -

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

With My Old Man I Got No Respect. He Told Me Never Take Candy From A Stranger Unless He Offered Me A Ride.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!