A Hooker Once Told Me She Had

I Went To A Fight The Other Night, And A Hockey Game Broke Out.

I Looked Up My Family Tree And Found Out I Was The Sap.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.

Once I Pulled A Job, I Was So Stupid. I Picked A Guy's Pocket On An Airplane And Made A Run For It.