A Hooker Once Told Me She Had

I Got Myself Good This Morning Too. I Did My Pushups In The Nude, I Didn't See The Mouse Trap.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

My Cousin Is Gay, I Always Tell Him That In Our Family Tree, He's In The Fruit Section.

I Bought A New Book, '100 New Ways To Make Love'. I Ended Up In Traction - It Was A Misprint.