A Hooker Once Told Me She Had

I'd Like To Get Some New Clothes, But I Can't Find A Big And Short Store.

I Come From A Stupid Family. During The Civil War My Great Uncle Fought For The West.

I Asked My Old Man If I Could Go Ice-skating On The Lake. He Told Me, "wait Til It Gets Warmer."

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

My Wife Gives Good Headache.