I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me

With My Wife I Don't Get No Respect. I Made A Toast On Her Birthday To 'the Best Woman A Man Ever Had.' The Waiter Joined Me.

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

I Told My Doctor I Got Water On My Knee, He Gave Me A Sponge And Raised His Fee!

My Father Gave Me A Bat For Christmas. The First Time I Tried To Play With It, It Flew Away.

If I Could Have Dinner With Anyone Who Lived In History, It Would Depend On The Restaurant.