Oh, When I Was A Kid In

I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me, The Only Thing The Parrot Knows How To Say Is, Quick Out The Window.

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

What A Dog I Got, He Found Out We Look Alike, So He Killed Himself.

What A Kid I Got, I Told Him About The Birds And The Bee And He Told Me About The Butcher And My Wife.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.