She Was Old Too, When She Went

I Said To A Girl I'd Been Seeing, Come Home With Me, Honey, And I'll Show You Where It's At. She Said, You'd Better, Because The Last Time I Could'nt Find It.

She Was So Fat That Her Clothes Are Made By Omar The Tent Maker.

You Wanna Have Laughs? Do What I Do. When I Go Through A Tollbooth, I Keep Going. I Tell The Guy, The Car Behind Me Is Paying For Two.

My Wife Has Teeth Like The Stars... They Come Out At Night.

Better To Keep Quiet And Let People Think You're An Idiot Than Speak Up And Confirm It.