She Was Old Too, When She Went

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

I Asked My Wife If She Would Put Out The Garbage. She Said Why Should I You Never Put Out For Me.

What A Childhood I Had, Why, When I Took My First Step, My Old Man Tripped Me!

I Walked In On My Wife And The Milkman, The First Thing She Says Is "don't Tell The Butcher"!

My Old Man Never Liked Me. He Gave Me My Allowance In Traveler's Checks.