She Was Old Too, When She Went

My Mother Never Breast Fed Me, She Told Me She Only Liked Me As A Friend.

I Have Nothing But Troubles With My Car. Every Sunday I Take My Family Out For A Push.

I Knew A Girl So Ugly, I Took Her To The Top Of The Empire State Building And Planes Started To Attack Her.

I Told My Doctor I Wonna Stop Aging, He Gave Me A Gun!

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.