I Hope I'll Never Get Too Old

'you Know Bobby, When I Was Your Age I'd Drive The Ball Right Over Those Trees At The Corner.' Feeling Challenged Mr. Cole Hit A Big Driver Right Into Those Big Trees. Snead Then Said 'of Course, When I Was Your Age, Those Trees Were Only 10 Feet High.'

I've Gotten Rid Of The Yips Four Times But They Hang In There. You Know Those Two-foot Downhill Putts With A Break? I'd Rather See A Rattlesnake.

Golf Is Played With The Arms.

Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They Can't Play Themselves, So They Rig The Courses So Nobody Else Can Play Either.

Most People Who Play Golf Have One Big Trouble: They Think Too Much. To Get Any Real Mileage Out Of This Game You've Got To Sit On Your Imagination.