Golf Is Played With The Arms.

Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.

There Is An Old Saying: If A Man Comes Home With Sand In His Cuffs And Cockleburs In His Pants, Don't Ask Him What He Shot.

The Only Place That's Holier Than St. Andrews Is Westminster Abbey.

Golf Tip: Lay Off For Three Weeks And Then Quit For Good.

These Greens Are So Fast I Have To Hold My Putter Over The Ball And Hit It With The Shadow.