Golf Course Architects Make Me Sick. They

But, No, I Don't Feel My Career Has Not Been Fulfilled Because I Didn't Win The Us Open. It's Like The Guy Said: You Going To Crucify A Man Because He Missed A Putt To Win A Tournament? Does A Three-foot Putt Mean His Whole Life? Another Guy Said, Well, He Couldn't Win The Big One. Well, Jesus, What Do You Call Those Others? What's Big And What's Small?

Forget Your Opponents; Always Play Against Par.

I've Been On Some Fairways That Are As Good As The Greens We Putted On Back Then. We Had Crab Grass. I Remember One Green Where I Putted Through Ants.

Golf Got Complicated When I Had To Wear Shoes And Begin Thinking About What I Was Doing.

Thinking Instead Of Acting Is The Number One Golf Disease.