I Have Two Acting Styles: With And

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

This Is Not A Tough Job. You Read A Script. If You Like The Part And The Money Is O.k., You Do It. Then You Remember Your Lines. You Show Up On Time. You Do What The Director Tells You To Do. When You Finish, You Rest And Then Go On To The Next Part. That's It.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.

I Started Out To Be A Sex Fiend, But I Couldn't Pass The Physical.