How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay

I Never Changed Anything, Except My Socks And My Underwear. And I Never Did Anything To Glorify Myself Or Improve My Lot. I Took What Came And Did The Best I Could With It.

I Kept The Same Suit For Six Years And The Same Dialogue. They Just Changed The Title Of The Picture And The Leading Lady.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

I Started Out To Be A Sex Fiend, But I Couldn't Pass The Physical.

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.