List Of Masturbation Quotes

Masturbation Is Always Very Safe. You Not Only Control The Person You're With, But You Can Leave When You Want To.

Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

Writing Is Like A Mental Masturbation To Me.

If I Want Low-impact Aerobics, I'll Masturbate. If I Want High-impact Aerobics, I'll Masturbate Again.

Masturbation Is An Absolutely Peerless Cure For The Hiccups

Everyone Thinks Their Whole Life Should Be At Least As Much Fun As Masturbation.

I Have Masturbated Myself Out Of Serious Problems In My Life.

Philosophy Is To Science As Masturbation Is To Sex.

Women Are Denied Masturbation Even More Severely Than Men And That's Another Method Of Control-they're Not Taught To Please Themselves.... Most Women-it Takes Them A While To Warm Up To The "situation" But Once They Get Into It, I'm Sure They're Going To Get Just As Hooked As-well, Everyone I Know Is!

Jon Lovitz. Jon, Your Act Is Like Masturbation: You're The Only One Who Enjoys It, And You Should Be Arrested For Doing It In Public.

In Masturbation There Is Nothing But Loss.

They Are This Horrible Thing Where You Are Distorted. The Chin Is Too Big, The Head Is Too Small. No, This Is Electronic Masturbation.