There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People.

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

I Have Two Acting Styles: With And Without A Horse.

I Never Take Any Notice Of Reviews - Unless A Critic Has Thought Up Some New Way Of Describing Me. That Old One About My Lizard Eyes And Anteater Nose And The Way I Sleep My Way Through Pictures Is So Hackneyed Now.

Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left, Looking Right And Looking Straight Ahead.