Stars Today Are Just Masturbation Images.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

I've Still Got The Same Attitude I Had When I Started. I Haven't Changed Anything But My Underwear.

People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.

The Only Effect That I Ever Noticed From Smoking Marijuana Was A Sort Of Mild Sedative, A Release Of Tension When I Was Overworking. It Never Made Me Boisterous Of Quarrelsome. If Anything, It Calmed Me And Reduced My Activity.

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.