The First Girl You Go To Bed

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

We're Writing A Book Together. She Just Finished One. Did You Read It? Among The Porcupines?

You See, My Father Was A Catholic Priest, Greek Orthodox, But I Think He Started Out As A Jew, Then He Became A Catholic Priest.

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.