To Be Successful In Show Business, All

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.