There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!'

I Don't Mind My Wife Having To Last Word. In Fact I'm Delighted When She Reaches It.

Why Don't You Do The World A Favour. Pull Your Bottom Lip Up Over Your Head And Swallow.

My Mother Paid Eight Dollars A Month For Rent. When She Had It. Mostly We Were Evicted, Because She Couldnt Afford To Pay The Eight Dollars A Month.

I Have More Talent In My Smallest Fart Than You Have In Your Entire Body.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.