There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!'

To Be Successful In Show Business, All You Need Are 50 Good Breaks.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

It's Very Easy To Live Here. You're Anonymous Here. Nobody Knows Who You Are.

My Doctor Gave Me Six Months To Live, But When I Couldn't Pay The Bill He Gave Me Six Months More.

I Always Had One Ear Offstage, Listening For The Call From The Bookie.