There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!'

There's No Such Thing As 'too Late!' That's Why They Invented Death!

The First Girl You Go To Bed With Is Always Pretty.

Get Out Of Show Business. Its The Best Advice I Ever Got, Because Im So Stubborn That If Someone Would Tell Me That, I Would Stay In It To The Bitter End.

I Never Worked With Marilyn Monroe, But If She'd Lived, I Think She Would Have Been All Right. She Would Have Been President Of The United States.

I Wanted To Be A Pharmacist. I Liked The Way Our Local Pharmacist Was Always Dressed In A Nice White Coat; He Looked Very Calm, You'd Give Him Money, And He'd Give You Something That You Wanted To Buy.