My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.

People Ask If I Can Get It Up In The Morning. I Tell Them Are You Kidding I'm Envious Of A Stiff Wind.

I Went To A Freak Show And They Let Me In For Nothing.

With My Wife I Get No Respect. I Fell Asleep With A Cigarette In My Hand. She Lit It.

What A Childhood I Had - I Was Ten Years Old When I Found Out Alpo Was Dog Food.