My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

You Live With Life's Disappointments And Learn From Them. At Seventy-eight, I Know It All.

My Wife's Jealousy Is Getting Ridiculous. The Other Day She Looked At My Calendar And Wanted To Know Who May Was.

It's Nice To Be The Best, But Not When Being The Best Brings Out The Worst In You.

I Have Tried A Little Kinky Stuff. A Woman Called Me And Said, 'i Have Mirrors All Over My Bedroom. Bring A Bottle.' I Brought Windex.