My Wife Is So Fat That The

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

My Wife Met Me At The Door The Other Night In A Sexy Negligee. Unfortunately, She Was Just Coming Home.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Father Worked In A Bank. They Caught Him Stealing Pens.