For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me

I'm A Downer. I've Been Depressed My Whole Life. Figure It Out.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.

My Mother Had Morning Sickness After I Was Born.

Comedy Is In My Blood. Too Bad It's Not In My Act.

It Would Be Great If People Never Got Angry At Someone For Doing Something They've Done Themselves.