For Two Hours, Some Guy Followed Me

Never Tell Your Wife She's Bad In Bed. She'll Go Out And Get A Second Opinion.

My Wife Has To Be The Worst Cook. I've Got The Only Dog Who Begs For Alka-seltzer.

I Once Went Out With This Wild Girl. She Made French Toast And Got Her Tongue Caught In The Toaster.

I Have Good Looking Kids. Thank Goodness My Wife Cheats On Me.

I Don't Get No Respect