I Have A Sixth Sense, But Not

Television: The Device That Brings Into Your Living Room Characters You Would Never Allow In Your Living Room.

I Just Want To Be Known As A Clown Because To Me, That's The Height Of My Profession. It Means You Can Do Everything - Sing, Dance And, Above All, Make People Laugh.

There Are Three Signs Of Old Age: Loss Of Memory ... I Forget The Other Two.

You Know How To Tell When You're Getting Old? When Your Broad Mind Changes Places With Your Narrow Waist.

I Was A Sober As The Next Guy. The Only Problem Is The Next Guy Was Dean Martin