I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

If You Don't Have Anything Nice To Say About Anyone..come Sit By Me.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

You Can't Make A Souffle Rise Twice.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.