I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.