I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

If You Have Nothing Good To Say About Anyone, Come And Sit With Me.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

People In Washington Seem As Hypnotized By Precedence As Though They Were Hens With Their Beaks On A Chalk Line.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.