I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

If You Haven't Got Anything Nice To Say About Anybody, Come Sit Next To Me.

My Specialty Is Detached Malevolence.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.