I'm The Only Topless Octogenarian In Washington.

I've Always Believed In The Adage That The Secret Of Eternal Youth Is Arrested Development.

He Looks As Though He's Been Weaned On A Pickle.

You Can't Make Souffle Rise Twice.

Never Trust A Man Who Combs His Hair Straight From His Left Armpit.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.