If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

I Live By Three Rules: I Eat When I'm Hungry, Sleep When I'm Tired And Scratch When I Itch.

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.