If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.

[on Washington, D.c.:] A Town Of Successful Men And The Women They Married Before They Were Successful.

I Can Be President Of The United States, Or I Can Control Alice. I Cannot Possibly Do Both.

I Have A Simple Philosophy: Fill What's Empty. Empty What's Full. Scratch Where It Itches.

He Sprang From The Grass Roots Of The Country Clubs Of America.