If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice

If You Can't Say Something Nice About Someone, Come And Sit Right Here Next To Me.

I Valued My Independence From An Early Age And Was Always Something Of A Individualist … Well, A Show-off Anyway.

If You Can't Think Of Anything Nice To Say, Come Sit Here Beside Me.

[remark About Calvin Coolidge She Says Was Erroneously Attributed To Her:] I Do Wish He Did Not Look As If He Had Been Weaned On A Pickle.

My Father Always Wanted To Be The Corpse At Every Funeral, The Bride At Every Wedding And The Baby At Every Christening.