I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate

Ah, The Patter Of Little Feet Around The House. There's Nothing Like Having A Midget For A Butler.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

The Laziest Man I Ever Met Put Popcorn In His Pancakes So They Would Turn Over By Themselves.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

A Woman Drove Me To Drink And I Didn't Even Have The Decency To Thank Her.