I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate

Alcoholic: Anybody Who Drinks More Than I Do.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

Thou Shalt Not Kill Anything Less Than A Fifth.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.