Happiness Means Quiet Nerves.

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

A Man Who Overindulges Lives In A Dream. He Becomes Conceited. He Thinks The Whole World Revolves Around Him; And It Usually Does.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.

I Note The Derogatory Rumors Concerning The Use Of Alcoholic Stimulants And Lavish Living. It Is The Penalty Of Greatness.

It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than To Break Them.