I Like Children - Fried.

Children Should Neither Be Seen Or Heard From - Ever Again.

I Am An Expert Of Electricity. My Father Occupied The Chair Of Applied Electricity At The State Prison.

No Doubt Exists That All Women Are Crazy; It's Only A Question Of Degree.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?