I Had A Paper Route When I

I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.

I Hate Sandwiches At New York Delis. Too Much Meat On The Sandwich. It's Like A Cow With A Cracker On Either Side. "would You Like Anything Else With The Pastrami Sandwich?" "yeah, A Loaf Of Bread And Some Other People!"

Advil Has A Candy Coating. It's Delicious. Then It Says On The Bottle, Do Not Have More Than Two. Then Why Do They Have A Candy Coating? I Cannot Help Myself. Let Me Have Ten Advil, I Have A Sweet Tooth.

I'm Against Picketing, But I Don't Know How To Show It.

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.