I Got Binoculars 'cause I Don't Want

That Would Be Cool If The Earth's Crust Was Made Out Of Graham Cracker. It Would Disappear Just Like The Ozone Layer, But For Completely Different Reasons.

If My Kid Couldn't Draw I'd Make Sure That My Kitchen Magnets Didn't Work.

Chicago Is Known As The Windy City, And Montana Is Called The Big Sky State, So I Think That We Should Somehow Combine The Two To Create The Ultimate Kite-flying Experience.

I Used To Drink Wine. This Girl Asked Me, "doesn't Wine Give You A Headache?" "yeah, Eventually, But The First And The Middle Part Are Amazing!"

If 13 Is Unlucky, Then 12 And 14 Are Guilty By Association.