I Don't Wear A Watch Because I

I Tried To Walk Into Target, But I Missed. I Think The Entrance To Target Should Have People Splattered All Around.

If You Had A Friend Who Was A Tightrope Walker, And You Were Walking Down A Sidewalk, And He Fell, That Would Be Completely Unacceptable.

Tony The Tiger Usually Thinks That Stuff Is Great.

When You Open The Elevator On The Top Floor Of A Building And The Other Guy Doesn't Get Out, Something Is Seriously Wrong.

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.