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I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Don't Wear A Watch Because I
Mitch Hedberg
I Don't Wear A Watch Because I Want My Arms To Weigh The Same.
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