My Fake Plants Died Because I Did

I'm An Ice Sculptor. Last Night I Made A Cube.

I Like Kit-kat, Unless I'm With Four Or More People.

Bologna Is A Deli Meat For People With Eyes.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend. I Just Know A Girl Who Would Get Really Mad If She Heard Me Say That.

If You Drink O'douls, You Don't Drink; But If You Drink 20 O'douls In A Half Hour, Then You're A Non-alcoholic.