If I Had A Dollar For Every

I Have Some Speakers Up Here, Thank God, Because Last Night I Didn't Have Them And I Was Telling Jokes And I Had No Idea Which Joke I Was Telling. So I Told Jokes Twice. I Even Told That One Twice.

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.

I Bought A Seven-dollar Pen Because I Always Lose Pens And I Got Sick Of Not Caring.

I Got Some Tartar-control Toothpaste A While Back. I've Still Got Tartar, But It's Under Control.

A Fly Was Very Close To Being Called A Land, Because That's What It Does Half The Time.