I Go Running When I Have To.

I Went To The 30th Reunion Of My Preschool. I Didn't Want To Go, Because I've Put On Like A Hundred Pounds.

I Don't Like To Channel Surf. You Guys Like It, Don't You. You Guys Like To Change The Channel. We Like To Change You.

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

People Always Come Up To Me And Say That My Smoking Is Bothering Them....well It's Killing Me!