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I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out Of The Toilet. My Mother Told Me It's Because The Water Is Cold In There. And I'm Like: How Did My Mother Know That?

My Husband Wanted One Of Those Big-screen Tvs For His Birthday. So I Just Moved His Chair Closer To The One We Have Already.

I'm Going To Get Married Again Because I'm More Mature Now, And I Need Some Kitchen Stuff.

I Just Got My First Bikini. It's A Three-piece: A Top, A Botton, And A Blindfold For You.

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