The Only Way To Really Have Safe

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.

I Don't Think I Was Funny Until College. I Lived With Some Harvard Md/phd Students - They Were So Smart, And What I Contributed To The House Was, I Was The Funny One.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Took An Acting Class. After The First Day, The Teacher Quit, So They Said Take Another. When I Saw 'how To Be A Stand-up Comedian,' It Resonated. I Realized I'd Rather Make 200 People Laugh Than Make One Person Cry.

The Only Way To Really Have Safe Sex Is To Abstain. From Drinking.