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I Think There Have Always Been Funny Women, From Carol Burnett To Joan Rivers. When The Audience Sees A Woman, They Innately Know She's Worked Twice As Hard To Get There, She's Had To Prove That She Can Be The Leader, First, And Then Be Funny On Top Of It. She Has To Emit A Confidence That She's In Control.

I Went To The 30th Reunion Of My Preschool. I Didn't Want To Go, Because I've Put On Like A Hundred Pounds.

In Addition To Comedy, I'm A Writer. I Write Checks. They're Not Very Good.

I Go Running When I Have To. When The Ice Cream Truck Is Doing Sixty.

Is There A Doctor In The House? My Parents Want Me To Marry You.