I Give Money To Unicef Because I

Whatever Happened To The Good Ole Days, When Children Worked In Factories?

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

I Was Walking Down The Street. Something Caught My Eye, And Dragged It Fifteen Feet.

I Always Wanted A Beautiful Loving Wife And She Always Wanted To Be A Citizen.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.