I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.