I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

I Don't Have A Drinking Problem. I Drink. I Get Drunk. I Fall Down, No Problem.

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.