As Long As You're Working, You Stay

I Should Have Been A Country-western Singer. After All, I'm Older Than Most Western Countries.

A Married Couple That Plays Cards Together Is Just A Fight That Hasn't Started Yet.

Yale Men Do Not Like To Be Told Anything By People Who Didn't Go To Yale. The Closest I Came To Yale Was Once I Had One Of Their Padlocks.

Happiness Is Having A Large, Loving, Caring, Close-knit Family In Another City.

If I Paid Ten Dollars For A Cigar, First I'd Make Love To It, Then I'd Smoke It.