As Long As You're Working, You Stay

How Can I Die? I'm Booked.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

I Get Up Every Morning And Read The Obituary Column. If My Name's Not There, I Eat Breakfast.

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.