As Long As You're Working, You Stay

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

Much Later In Life, Though, Gracie Made A Major Contribution To The Opera World. She Stayed Out Of It.

People Are Always Asking Me When I'm Going To Retire. Why Should I? I've Got It Two Ways - I'm Still Making Movies, And I'm A Senior Citizen, So I Can See Myself At Half Price.