As Long As You're Working, You Stay

A Young Mind In A Healthy Body Is A Wonderful Thing. Especially For An Old Man With An Open Night.

When Asked In His Late 90s If His Doctor Knew He Still Smoked, Burns Said, 'no ... He's Dead.'

Say Goodnight Gracie.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

Money Is The Root Of All Evil.' Then We Hear, 'a Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted.' What Are They Talking About? If Money Is So Evil, Shouldn't It Be, 'a Wise Man And His Money Are Soon Parted'? And Another Thing, How Does A Fool Get Money In The First Place? I Know Some Fools Who Have A Lot Of Money, But They Won't Tell Me How They Got It, And I Won't Tell Them.