I Spent A Year In That Town,

There Are Many Ways To Die In Bed, But The Best Way Is Not Alone.

My Major Contribution To The Format Was To Suggest That I Be Able To Step Out Of The Plot And Speak Directly To The Audience, And Then Be Able To Go Right Back Into The Action. That Was An Original Idea Of Mine; I Know It Was Because I Originally Stole It From Thornton Wilder's Play Our Town.

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.