I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American

Tennis Is A Young Man's Game. Until You're 25, You Can Play Singles. From 25 To 35, You Should Play Doubles. I Won't Tell You Exactly How Old I Am, But When I Played, There Were 28 Men On The Court - Just On My Side Of The Net.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

This Is The Sixth Book I've Written, Which Isn't Bad For A Guy Who's Only Read Two.

I Use The Cigar For Timing Purposes. If I Tell A Joke, I Smoke As Long As They Laugh And When They Stop Laughing I Take The Cigar Out Of My Mouth And Start My Next Joke.