I Found There Was Only One Way

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

My Wifes Cooking Is So Bad The Flys Fix Our Screens

Me And My Dad Used To Play Tag, He'd Drive!

I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They Got A Children's Zoo. Last Week, Four Kids Escaped.

My Wife Is Always Trying To Get Rid Of Me. The Other Day She Told Me To Put The Garbage Out. I Said To Her I Already Did. She Told Me To Go And Keep An Eye On It.