I Found There Was Only One Way

There's Only One Thing Wrong With My Wife's Face - It Shows.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

I'll Tell Ya, I Don't Get No Respect... The Other Day, I Got Back From A Business Trip. I Got In A Cab And Said To The Driver, "hey! Take Me To Where The Action Is!" So Ya Know Where He Took Me? He Took Me To My House!

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

When I Was A Kid I Got No Respect. I Played Hide-and-seek. They Wouldn't Even Look For Me.