I Found There Was Only One Way

During Sex, My Girlfriend Always Wants To Talk To Me… Just The Other Night She Called Me From A Hotel.

Dad Told Me To Stop Running In Circles, I Couldn't, So He Nailed Down My Other Foot!

A Hooker Once Told Me She Had A Headache.

I Came From A Real Tough Neighborhood. On My Street, The Kids Take Hubcaps - From Moving Cars.

When I Was 3 Years Old, My Parents Got A Dog. I Was Jealous Of The Dog, So They Got Rid Of Me.