I Live In A Tough Neighborhood. They

My Boy Is A Mean Kid. I Came Home The Other Day And Saw Him Taping Worms To The Sidewalk, He Sits There And Watches The Birds Get Hernias. Well, Only Last Christmas I Gave Him A B-b Gun And He Gave Me A Sweatshirt With A Bulls-eye On The Back. I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I'll Tell You One Thing, I Know How To Satisfy My Wife In Bed, Yeah, I Leave.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.